Midwest Pirate Festival

What is a Pirate Fest ye be askin'? Why, it be the best place to meet up with other pirates, rogues, wenches, scallywags, deck-swabs, cabin boys, first mates and maybe a few parrots and the like, whilst ye enjoy some fyne entertainment, and see the latest wares brought to port from far-flung lands! There be foods to sample after yer long days aboard ship, and much tastier than what cooky was sloppin' from the galley on yer last voyage.